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PostSubject: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:23 pm

Well, this is just a basic guide on how to use the Pokewalker as life goes on. Some things may seem idiotic, but I'll edit them if the chat goes too far.

1. Stroll around town
This is the most basic, and by far the weirdest ideas yet. People will think you're lonely, gay, retarded, and etc. So use this as a last resort.
2. Walk around your home
A better way to get this done. Just stick it on your pants pocket and do your chores and crap. Easy, simple, but really weird when you sit down.
3. Act like you're masturbating
This is one of the stranger ways to get this done. Go in a corner, but, instead of rubbing your cock, shake the damn Pokewalker. Do it slow enough that the steps register, but fast enough for people to think you're masturbating.
4. Stick it in something that frequently vibrates
It's boring, it's a bit of a waste of time, but DAMMIT it works good. Any constantly vibrating item should work. Just make sure the steps are counted.
5. Masturbate with it (Submitted by Squalo)
Literally same as #3, but while really masturbating
6. Do sports that involve running with it (Submitted by Gardevoirman)
Stick it in your pants, then do said sport
7. Walk with it in school (Submitted by Cactushh5)
Enough said.
8. Throw it around (Submitted by Spriker)
Again, 'nuff said.
9. Throw it like a frisbee (Submitted by Dark Haumi)
Again, enough said. But do it real slow-like.

I'll edit this when you people give me more ideas.


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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:35 pm

lol.. Just go outside and play a sport that involves alot of running.
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:02 am

Use while masturbating.

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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:06 am

50 cps it made me lol

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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:50 am

Yeah i use the pokewalker a lot, I take it to school and leave it in my pocket so no one sees it Very Happy Usually by the end of the school day i have 5000 steps and my pokemon gains one level. I tested numbers 1-6 and they all work good Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:02 pm

give it to the kid with Parkinson's ull level up in no time xD
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:09 pm

Lmao to the cock bit
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:43 pm

lol u can also toss it around a lot like you are playing catch
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:29 pm

Use it as a frisby but throw REAL slow.
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:35 pm

place on sock (attach the clip backing) and shake foot . it gets the job done and you can do it when watching TV or playing the actual game.
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:48 pm

Umm just while playing ds with one hand or drinking something shake it at a serton pace and that should be fine. U guys have the wierdest ways of playing pokemon.
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:40 am

LOL about the masturbating, attach it to a little girl and give her a jump-rope , then watch the magic. tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:43 am

wow
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:37 pm

Hmm lol. I wonder if it would work if you put it in a washing machine. Packed in somthing of course lol
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:56 pm

Attach it to your testicles while having sex.

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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:27 pm

Squalo wrote:
Attach it to your testicles while having sex.

LOL one of the sexiest ideas yet
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:36 pm

Spriker wrote:
Squalo wrote:
Attach it to your testicles while having sex.

LOL one of the sexiest ideas yet

indeed very sexy...
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:35 am

Squalo wrote:
Attach it to your testicles while having sex.
Question Shocked Surprised affraid scratch

now tht wld be fukin painful lol No mind u, u wld prbbly no XD Laughing

here's a random 1: put it on an elastic band, then use it like a yo-yo Smile clown bounce Smile Very Happy Cool Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:29 am

how about doing jump rope with it on.
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Fri May 07, 2010 11:02 pm

I thought of this a while ago, but I haven't tried it... Yet. Tie it to your cat. ; D
Or attach a lanyard (it has holes at the bottom for that) and put it on a fan.
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PostSubject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker   Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:57 pm

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