Funny Conversations on Pokérupt
As an intro LOL!!!
Pokefa93: he was all like 4/0 on my ass thn recorded it ;{
Badgerz: holy jesus monkey ballz
Pokerules1: I have no life
Jess (Pokefa93) turns out not to be “Jess” anymore. Kance will be p*****. Here are some comments on the subject
LetahlTineh (formerly k.a. Jess) kk well this is hu u thought to be jess sorry for lyin its complecating and if u dont want me here i shall go i just thought u would all like to know.
Pieslayer: Rusty: just realised im gay
RU52Y: im a little let down i suppose
LethalTineh: kance gunna be pissed like hella lot
Pieslayer: "kance is gay"
LethalTineh: he gunan rip my dick off :/
RU52Y: - PM's Kance -
Pieslayer: Jess has a cawk
Pieslayer: i miss jess ••
Pieslayer: tom gtfo
RU52Y: kance is like: "OMFG Jess got a sex change?!?!?!"
LethalTineh: lol
Pieslayer: kance will be like
Pieslayer: "oh... back to training my rotom then"
(Best Bit!!!
)
Badgerz: so why are we internet crossdressing again?
Then I slag tom for it by putting on a new ID:
GemimaWildigXD (ME LOL!!!): Hey guyz, im gemima
GemimaWildigXD: xD
GemimaWildigXD: I like prawnz
GemimaWildigXD: with custard
LethalTineh: lol mark gtfo (Thinks it’s pieslayer xD)
GemimaWildigXD: ••
GemimaWildigXD: i aint mark
GemimaWildigXD: Im gemima SEE!! ••
Xxlonxx: STFU RUSTY
Pieslayer: LethalTineh: lol mark gtfo <--- fail
RU52Y: too rite pie xD
RU52Y: lol i gotta do that agen
RU52Y: i'll do it wen kance's on lol
Tom asking for lvl 10’s:
Lethaltineh: ur fc RU?
RU52Y: pic
Lethaltineh: **** **** **** (Don’t wanna giveaway info lol!)
Lethaltineh: kk
RU52Y: ok
RU52Y: is it not same as one u had in old pic?
Lethaltineh: no
Lethaltineh: new game new fc
Lethaltineh: ;D
RU52Y: oh ok
RU52Y: new gender, new id xD
Lethaltineh: ...
Replies to previous conversation:
Lethaltineh: ur mum..
Lethaltineh: ;D
RU52Y: JESS HAS A CAWK
RU52Y: xD
Lethaltineh: yir!
Lethaltineh: ;D
Lethaltineh: u got any of them eggs yet o.o?
RU52Y: i had them both since b4 i was born LMAO
Lethaltineh: lolwut
Pieslayer: HE PLAYED POKEMON IN HIS PAST LIFE
Lethaltineh: lolol mark
RU52Y: no guys, wen i sed the eggz, i ment the 2 below my belt o.o
Lethaltineh: u has eggs below ur belt?
Lethaltineh: wow..
RU52Y: omfg....
RU52Y: some ur supposed to not have had wen u wer jess xD
Lethaltineh: ;P
Lethaltineh: ik wut u ment
Lethaltineh: i was just bein dum ;P
RU52Y: we no tom, ur very good at it xD
Classic Example of An Epic Failure:
Xxlonxx: OMFG BADGERZ
Xxlonxx: I FOUND RAIKOU :DDD
Badgerz: LOL
Xxlonxx: i have 4 poke balls
Xxlonxx: LOL
Badgerz: good luck catching it
RU52Y: LOL!!!
Badgerz: you'll have to get it on the first ball cus it runs
Lethaltineh: i would lol so hard if he caught it
Xxlonxx: imma catch it
Xxlonxx: this is gonan take some time
Badgerz: 2 hours later..
Lethaltineh: lol
Xxlonxx: omg it said
Xxlonxx: "Aarg almost had it
Xxlonxx: :[
Lethaltineh: lol
Xxlonxx: OMFG BADGERZ
Xxlonxx: OMFG
Xxlonxx: I CAUGHT IT
Xxlonxx: BUT HIT THE RESET BUTTON
Badgerz: LOL
Badgerz: u lie
Lethaltineh: riiiiiight (Sarcasm FTW!!)
Xxlonxx: like hiting Z for a
Xxlonxx: then f1
Xxlonxx: And i did it on accident
Xxlonxx: after i caught it
Badgerz: did you really
Xxlonxx: YES
Badgerz: HAHAHAHA
And more…
Badgerz: LOL
Badgerz: FU*K
Badgerz: I CAUGHT KRABBY TO SURF
Badgerz: BUT FUCKING TAUROS CAN SURF
Lethaltineh: lolol
Badgerz: YES
Badgerz: oh crazy game
Lethaltineh: so can miltank
Badgerz: I <3 you
Badgerz: yeah but miltank should be in the kitchen
Lethaltineh: lolol
We have a brief French Lesson (LOL!!):
RU52Y: Thomas est un pakistani et a les deux sexes.
RU52Y: go figure xD
Pieslayer: lol
Pieslayer: o.o!
Lethaltineh: same..
Lethaltineh: and i didnt find it funny
Lethaltineh: so stfu RU
RU52Y: lol!
RU52Y: NO U
Lethaltineh: u c me laughing?
RU52Y: cant see through through bloody monitor
Lethaltineh: thn get a pair of glasses u freakin homo
Lethaltineh: and if ur lookin at ur monitor u should sort ur life out
RU52Y: i have 20-20 vision ••
Lethaltineh: cus me personally is lookin at the screen
RU52Y: i need to see what im typin
Lethaltineh: and u look at the moniter for tht?
RU52Y: tom?
RU52Y: let me say sumthin,
RU52Y: the monitor is the bloody screen xD
Lethaltineh: it isn’t
RU52Y: yes it is
Lethaltineh: it is ?o.o
Lethaltineh: dam im dumb (We know. XD)
RU52Y: the computer is the big "Box" that stores everything
Lethaltineh: i thought the moniter was the thing were all the plugs and shet goes
Pieslayer: thats your ass
Lethaltineh: gtfo mark D:
RU52Y: O.O
Pieslayer: lulz :DDD
Comments on the conversation about mew catching Raikou:
Theviperstrikes: Pieslayer: "oh... back to training my rotom then"
(Best Bit!!!
)
Kance: lol
RU52Y: i lolled more than you ever will coz u a crossdressa •• (at lethal tineh xD)
Theviperstrikes: U been gay for like 4 months now
Kance: no
RU52Y: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA (I lolled o.o)
Theviperstrikes: Kance want me ._.
RU52Y: xD
Kance: no lol
RU52Y: i looled again lol
Theviperstrikes: Kance: it was 2 months
Theviperstrikes: Ohh
Theviperstrikes: Shit
RU52Y: Kance: it was 2 months
Pieslayer: lol.
RU52Y: in evidence locker xD
Theviperstrikes: Type below to start a chat with Bryan1998.
theviperstrikes (03:41:48 PM): I didnt know U knew Kance
theviperstrikes (03:41:49 PM): ;DDD
Pieslayer: is alex drunk?
Kance: you told him to battle me remember
Theviperstrikes: Ohh
Theviperstrikes: ITs him
Kance: and i 6-0 him
Theviperstrikes: X_X
Theviperstrikes: brb going in the rain
Kance: ok now these pm noobs are pissing me off
Kance: xxlovingyounowxx (07:42:44 AM): HOLY CHIZ NICE CHARIZARD PIC I LIKE GIRLZ TOO!
Kance: its a fucking jirachi
Pieslayer: LOL
Kance: i hate people who pm me sometimes
Kance: once some person called misty the ivysaur tried to rape me
Badgerz: lolwut
Pieslayer: TENTACLES.
Mrtineh: o.o
RU52Y: - everyone glares -
Pieslayer: tommeh.
Pieslayer: battle? :3
RU52Y: lol tommeh xD
And more….
Kance: xxlovingyounowxx (07:42:44 AM): HOLY CHIZ NICE CHARIZARD PIC I LIKE GIRLZ TOO!
kance (07:43:33 AM): what
xxlovingyounowxx (07:43:42 AM): I KNOW RIGHT!
kance (07:43:55 AM): ?
xxlovingyounowxx (07:44:16 AM): What are you talking about!?
kance (07:44:33 AM): wtf, what are you talking about
xxlovingyounowxx (07:45:40 AM): IM TALKIN ABOUT FUCKIN VOLDAMORT!
xxlovingyounowxx (07:47:28 AM): AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!
xxlovingyounowxx (07:47:38 AM): *whispers* i killed joo
kance (07:47:45 AM): i see
Kance: kance (07:49:30 AM): wtf are you talking about
xxlovingyounowxx (07:49:43 AM): the same thing your talking about DUH!!
Kance: xxlovingyounowxx (07:49:43 AM): the same thing your talking about DUH!!
kance (07:50:37 AM): i was talking about me doing your mum last night
Kance: no response i think i won
Kance: kance (07:50:37 AM): i was talking about me doing your mum last night
xxlovingyounowxx (07:53:14 AM): EW SO YOUR A NECROPHILE!!!!!
Kance: xxlovingyounowxx (07:49:43 AM): the same thing your talking about DUH!!
kance (07:50:37 AM): i was talking about me doing your mum last night
xxlovingyounowxx (07:53:14 AM): EW SO YOUR A NECROPHILE!!!!!
kance (07:53:33 AM): ikr
kance (07:53:37 AM): its nice
xxlovingyounowxx (07:53:57 AM): i bet i did the same thing
kance (07:54:09 AM): ytou did your mum too?
Kance: weird guy
Kance: kance (07:54:09 AM): ytou did your mum too?
xxlovingyounowxx (07:54:20 AM): Why not
kance (07:54:31 AM): oh nice
xxlovingyounowxx (07:54:36 AM): very
So I decide to talk to this, erm, person(?)
RU52Y: lol imma go talk xD
Kance: lol
Kance: xxlovingyounowxx (07:55:23 AM): sooooo, who else did ya do?
kance (07:55:42 AM): i did your sister
xxlovingyounowxx (07:56:09 AM): I see, shes nice isnt she
kance (07:56:23 AM): yeah she was perfect in every way
xxlovingyounowxx (07:56:38 AM): oh i know, so flexible
kance (07:56:48 AM): yeah very
kance (07:56:56 AM): i never done anyone like that before
So…
ru52y (10:59:44 PM): OMG KANCE DID YOUR MUM?!?!?!
ru52y (10:59:48 PM): wow lol
xxlovingyounowxx (11:01:05 PM): YA ME TOOO
ru52y (11:01:48 PM): lolwut?
xxlovingyounowxx (11:02:10 PM): Exactly....
ru52y (11:02:24 PM): you are very scary o.o
ru52y (11:02:31 PM): u did your mum o.o
xxlovingyounowxx (11:02:49 PM): my dead mother...
ru52y (11:03:13 PM): YOU RAPED YOUR DEAD MUM?
ru52y (11:03:21 PM): IN LETHALTINEH'S BED?
ru52y (11:03:26 PM): now there's something lol
xxlovingyounowxx (11:03:39 PM): indeed my friend indeed
Kance has more lol
Kance: schmoink (08:03:03 AM): Hello love
kance (08:03:28 AM): hey sexy
schmoink (08:04:51 AM): oh, so you noticed o;
kance (08:05:07 AM): noticed what
schmoink (08:05:21 AM): How sexy I am
schmoink (08:05:22 AM): ;D
kance (08:05:27 AM): of course
schmoink (08:06:09 AM): Lets me and you together make pokemon ;D
kance (08:06:17 AM): yay
Kance: schmoink (08:07:43 AM): ;o
schmoink (08:08:02 AM): As long as you don't FU*K my mom too
schmoink (08:08:03 AM): XDDDDDDDD
schmoink (08:08:06 AM): MOM FUCKER
kance (08:08:12 AM): lol
schmoink (08:09:33 AM): So, I heard you fucked my friends mom, whom is now dead
schmoink (08:09:52 AM): Well here is the thing
kance (08:09:54 AM): i killed her when i fucked her?
schmoink (08:09:59 AM): SHE IS MINE YOU FAG
schmoink (08:10:00 AM): MINE
schmoink (08:10:01 AM): D:
RU52Y: hold on a min, hold on a min:
RU52Y: tom's old account says it's no longer in use
RU52Y: but was active 47 mins ago o.o
Mrtineh: som1 haxed it
Mrtineh: but idrc
RU52Y: oh yeah
RU52Y: riite
RU52Y: as if.
Mrtineh: oka w.e
Mrtineh: idc what u think :/
RU52Y: excuse for everyone's fucked up acc's:
RU52Y: "Sum1 hacked it."
Mrtineh: RU
Mrtineh: it is haxed :/
Mrtineh: even mark knows
Mrtineh: so stfu and get ur facts str8 and if ur gunna codtridict everything i say thn just gtfo
RU52Y: no.
RU52Y: i sit where i like.
RU52Y: i stand where i like.
RU52Y: u can't make me leave •• (I lolled
)
Kance: well gtg
RU52Y: ok kance, ttyl ••
Kance: may the lion king be with you (I lolled again
)
Theviperstrikes: >?
RU52Y: and also with you xD
Theviperstrikes: May the gay force be with u kance (same as above.)
Kance: and also with you alex
RU52Y: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :} (ditto.)
Theviperstrikes: Amen
Theviperstrikes: bbl also
RU52Y: and urma xD (…)
Comment’s from convo about mew catching raikou:
RU52Y: i've just realised, this makes badgerz gay with jess/tom O|O
RU52Y: o.o
Badgerz: no I love the game
Badgerz: lawl
RU52Y: lol hey badgerz
Mrtineh: 3 (heartbreak. How fucking sad. >
)
RU52Y: jks lol
Mrtineh: D:
Mrtineh: i feel unloved now D:
RU52Y: lol when were you ever? (I lolled again. This is getting boring now!! :L)
RU52Y: xD