| Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker | |
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+11Pieslayer Teg Faggot canadian Dark Haumi Spriker Evil Ace cactushh5 Lon Kisame Garde 15 posters |
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| Subject: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:23 pm | |
| Well, this is just a basic guide on how to use the Pokewalker as life goes on. Some things may seem idiotic, but I'll edit them if the chat goes too far.
1. Stroll around town This is the most basic, and by far the weirdest ideas yet. People will think you're lonely, gay, retarded, and etc. So use this as a last resort. 2. Walk around your home A better way to get this done. Just stick it on your pants pocket and do your chores and crap. Easy, simple, but really weird when you sit down. 3. Act like you're masturbating This is one of the stranger ways to get this done. Go in a corner, but, instead of rubbing your cock, shake the damn Pokewalker. Do it slow enough that the steps register, but fast enough for people to think you're masturbating. 4. Stick it in something that frequently vibrates It's boring, it's a bit of a waste of time, but DAMMIT it works good. Any constantly vibrating item should work. Just make sure the steps are counted. 5. Masturbate with it (Submitted by Squalo) Literally same as #3, but while really masturbating 6. Do sports that involve running with it (Submitted by Gardevoirman) Stick it in your pants, then do said sport 7. Walk with it in school (Submitted by Cactushh5) Enough said. 8. Throw it around (Submitted by Spriker) Again, 'nuff said. 9. Throw it like a frisbee (Submitted by Dark Haumi) Again, enough said. But do it real slow-like.
I'll edit this when you people give me more ideas.
Last edited by PKMNB0Y on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:09 pm; edited 3 times in total |
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Garde ★
Posts : 99 Join date : 2009-12-29 Age : 24
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:35 pm | |
| lol.. Just go outside and play a sport that involves alot of running. | |
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Kisame Rupt Admin
Posts : 813 Join date : 2009-12-29 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:02 am | |
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Lon ★★★
Posts : 481 Join date : 2009-12-29
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:06 am | |
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cactushh5 ★★★
Posts : 428 Join date : 2009-12-29 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:50 am | |
| Yeah i use the pokewalker a lot, I take it to school and leave it in my pocket so no one sees it Usually by the end of the school day i have 5000 steps and my pokemon gains one level. I tested numbers 1-6 and they all work good | |
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Ace ★
Posts : 30 Join date : 2010-01-26
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:02 pm | |
| give it to the kid with Parkinson's ull level up in no time xD | |
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Evil New Member
Posts : 4 Join date : 2010-03-22
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:09 pm | |
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Spriker ★★★
Posts : 265 Join date : 2009-12-29 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:43 pm | |
| lol u can also toss it around a lot like you are playing catch | |
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Dark Haumi ★★
Posts : 158 Join date : 2009-12-29 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:29 pm | |
| Use it as a frisby but throw REAL slow. | |
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Faggot canadian ★★
Posts : 184 Join date : 2010-04-07 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:35 pm | |
| place on sock (attach the clip backing) and shake foot . it gets the job done and you can do it when watching TV or playing the actual game. | |
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Teg ★
Posts : 24 Join date : 2010-04-09 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:48 pm | |
| Umm just while playing ds with one hand or drinking something shake it at a serton pace and that should be fine. U guys have the wierdest ways of playing pokemon. | |
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Pieslayer Rupt Moderator
Posts : 82 Join date : 2010-03-20 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:40 am | |
| LOL about the masturbating, attach it to a little girl and give her a jump-rope , then watch the magic. | |
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Teg ★
Posts : 24 Join date : 2010-04-09 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:43 am | |
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SGDonZ ★★★★
Posts : 586 Join date : 2009-12-29 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:37 pm | |
| Hmm lol. I wonder if it would work if you put it in a washing machine. Packed in somthing of course lol | |
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Kisame Rupt Admin
Posts : 813 Join date : 2009-12-29 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:56 pm | |
| Attach it to your testicles while having sex. | |
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Spriker ★★★
Posts : 265 Join date : 2009-12-29 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:27 pm | |
| - Squalo wrote:
- Attach it to your testicles while having sex.
LOL one of the sexiest ideas yet | |
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Faggot canadian ★★
Posts : 184 Join date : 2010-04-07 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:36 pm | |
| - Spriker wrote:
- Squalo wrote:
- Attach it to your testicles while having sex.
LOL one of the sexiest ideas yet indeed very sexy... | |
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GODSLAY3R ★
Posts : 18 Join date : 2010-04-01 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:35 am | |
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Faggot canadian ★★
Posts : 184 Join date : 2010-04-07 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:29 am | |
| how about doing jump rope with it on. | |
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Ozdayboy ★
Posts : 24 Join date : 2010-05-02 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Fri May 07, 2010 11:02 pm | |
| I thought of this a while ago, but I haven't tried it... Yet. Tie it to your cat. ; D Or attach a lanyard (it has holes at the bottom for that) and put it on a fan. | |
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Dageki9 ★★
Posts : 113 Join date : 2010-07-14
| Subject: Re: Unorthodox ways to use the Pokewalker Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:57 pm | |
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