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PostSubject: Green Dildo's Return!   Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:02 pm

Battle between MR X2 and DanteLorenzo started!

Tier: Dream World
Rule: Unrated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Species Clause

DanteLorenzo sent out Mamophant! (Donphan)
MR X2 sent out Salamence!

Start of turn 1
Mamophant used Rock Polish!
Mamophant's Speed sharply rose!

The foe's Salamence used Dragon Tail!
Mamophant lost 78 HP! (24% of its health)
Green Dildo was dragged out!

Start of turn 2
Green Dildo used Stockpile!
Green Dildo stockpiled 1!
Green Dildo's Defense rose!
Green Dildo's Sp. Def. rose!

The foe's Salamence used Dragon Tail!
Green Dildo lost 55 HP! (14% of its health)

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 3
The foe's Salamence used Stone Edge!
The attack of the foe's Salamence missed!

Green Dildo used Stockpile!
Green Dildo stockpiled 2!
Green Dildo's Defense rose!
Green Dildo's Sp. Def. rose!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
DanteLorenzo: Yeah..
DanteLorenzo: That won't work

Start of turn 4
The foe's Salamence used Stone Edge!
Green Dildo lost 48 HP! (12% of its health)

Green Dildo used Stockpile!
Green Dildo stockpiled 3!
Green Dildo's Defense rose!
Green Dildo's Sp. Def. rose!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 5
The foe's Salamence used Stone Edge!
A critical hit!
Green Dildo lost 169 HP! (44% of its health)

Green Dildo used Swords Dance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply rose!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
MR X2: dont work....

Start of turn 6
The foe's Salamence used Stone Edge!
Green Dildo lost 37 HP! (9% of its health)

Green Dildo used Swords Dance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply rose!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
DanteLorenzo: Won't work.

Start of turn 7
The foe's Salamence used Stone Edge!
Green Dildo lost 35 HP! (9% of its health)

Green Dildo used Rest!
Green Dildo went to sleep and became healthy!

DanteLorenzo: lmao not don't work.
DanteLorenzo: I use proper grammar mmy good sir
DanteLorenzo: *my

Start of turn 8
The foe's Salamence used Stone Edge!
Green Dildo lost 35 HP! (9% of its health)

Green Dildo is fast asleep!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
MR X2: however
MR X2: any correction mr alphabet??

Start of turn 9
The foe's Salamence used Stone Edge!
Green Dildo lost 37 HP! (9% of its health)

Green Dildo is fast asleep!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 10
The foe's Salamence used Stone Edge!
Green Dildo lost 34 HP! (9% of its health)

Green Dildo woke up!
Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
It's super effective!
The foe's Salamence lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Salamence fainted!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
MR X2 sent out Drapion!

The foe's Drapion is floating on a balloon!
DanteLorenzo: Get shitted on.

Start of turn 11
The foe's Drapion used Acupressure!
The foe's Drapion's Sp. Att. sharply rose!

Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
The foe's Drapion lost 77% of its health!
The foe's Drapion's Balloon popped!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 12
The foe's Drapion used Acupressure!
The foe's Drapion's Attack sharply rose!

Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
The foe's Drapion lost 22% of its health!
The foe's Drapion fainted!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
MR X2 sent out Honchkrow!

Start of turn 13
The foe's Honchkrow used FeatherDance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply fell!

Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
It's super effective!
The foe's Honchkrow lost 99% of its health!
The foe's Honchkrow hung on using its focus sash!

Start of turn 14
The foe's Honchkrow used FeatherDance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply fell!

Green Dildo used Swords Dance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply rose!

Start of turn 15
The foe's Honchkrow used FeatherDance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply fell!

Green Dildo used Swords Dance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply rose!

Start of turn 16
The foe's Honchkrow used FeatherDance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply fell!

Green Dildo used Swords Dance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply rose!

Start of turn 17
The foe's Honchkrow used FeatherDance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply fell!

Green Dildo used Swords Dance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply rose!

DanteLorenzo: Lmao

Start of turn 18
The foe's Honchkrow used FeatherDance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply fell!

Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
It's super effective!
The foe's Honchkrow lost 0% of its health!
The foe's Honchkrow fainted!

MR X2: what does LMAO mean
MR X2: ??
MR X2 sent out Porygon2!

The foe's Porygon2 traced Green Dildo's Suction Cups!
DanteLorenzo: Laughing my ass off.
DanteLorenzo: Cause I am.
DanteLorenzo: Failure.

Start of turn 19
The foe's Porygon2 used Ice Beam!
It's super effective!
Green Dildo lost 50 HP! (13% of its health)

Green Dildo used Swords Dance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply rose!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 20
The foe's Porygon2 used Discharge!
It's not very effective...
Green Dildo lost 10 HP! (2% of its health)

Green Dildo used Swords Dance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply rose!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 21
The foe's Porygon2 used Discharge!
It's not very effective...
Green Dildo lost 11 HP! (2% of its health)

Green Dildo used Swords Dance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply rose!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 22
The foe's Porygon2 used Discharge!
It's not very effective...
Green Dildo lost 10 HP! (2% of its health)

Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
The foe's Porygon2 avoided the attack!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 23
The foe's Porygon2 used Discharge!
It's not very effective...
Green Dildo lost 10 HP! (2% of its health)

Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
The foe's Porygon2 avoided the attack!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 24
The foe's Porygon2 used Discharge!
It's not very effective...
Green Dildo lost 10 HP! (2% of its health)

Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
The foe's Porygon2 lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Porygon2 fainted!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
MR X2 sent out Ursaring!

Start of turn 25
The foe's Ursaring used Shadow Claw!
Green Dildo lost 27 HP! (7% of its health)

Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
The foe's Ursaring lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Ursaring fainted!

Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
MR X2 sent out Gliscor!

You should know what happens next, but i'll tell you anyways. He SDs while I rock slide him, taking about 83% of his heath. Then he brick breaks, and doesn't even take out 30% of my health, and I fucking rape it into the afterlife. GREEN DILDO FOR PRESIDENT BITCHES! SHE'S BACK!!!!!1

Battle between DanteLorenzo and DarkHunter9 started!

Tier: Dream World
Rule: Unrated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Disallow Spects
Rule: No Timeout
Rule: Species Clause
Rule: Wifi Battle
Rule: Self-KO Clause

DarkHunter9 sent out Xatu!
DanteLorenzo sent out HungryHippo! (Hippowdon)
HungryHippo's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!

Start of turn 1
DanteLorenzo called HungryHippo back!
DanteLorenzo sent out WorstIdea.! (Dusclops)

WorstIdea. is exerting its Pressure!
The foe's Xatu used Wish!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Xatu is buffeted by the sandstorm!
WorstIdea. is buffeted by the sandstorm!

Start of turn 2
The foe's Xatu used Reflect!
Reflect raised DarkHunter9's team defense!

WorstIdea. used Confuse Ray!
WorstIdea.'s Confuse Ray was bounced back by Magic Mirror!
WorstIdea. became confused!

Xatu's wish came true!
The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Xatu is buffeted by the sandstorm!
WorstIdea. is buffeted by the sandstorm!
DanteLorenzo: oh yeah

Start of turn 3
DanteLorenzo called WorstIdea. back!
DanteLorenzo sent out Green Dildo! (Cradily)

The foe's Xatu used Light Screen!
Light Screen raised DarkHunter9's team special defense!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Xatu is buffeted by the sandstorm!
DarkHunter9: MAGIC MIRROR BIATCH
DanteLorenzo: okay then

Start of turn 4
The foe's Xatu used Reflect!
But it failed!

Green Dildo used Stockpile!
Green Dildo stockpiled 1!
Green Dildo's Defense rose!
Green Dildo's Sp. Def. rose!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Xatu is buffeted by the sandstorm!
DanteLorenzo: I'll just stall.
DarkHunter9: you bastard....
DarkHunter9: you got weezing set?
DanteLorenzo: Huh?
DarkHunter9: stockpile weezing?
DanteLorenzo: I do.

Start of turn 5
The foe's Xatu used Reflect!
But it failed!

Green Dildo used Stockpile!
Green Dildo stockpiled 2!
Green Dildo's Defense rose!
Green Dildo's Sp. Def. rose!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Xatu is buffeted by the sandstorm!

Start of turn 6
The foe's Xatu used Wish!

Green Dildo used Swords Dance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply rose!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Xatu is buffeted by the sandstorm!

Start of turn 7
The foe's Xatu used Psychic!
Green Dildo lost 27 HP! (7% of its health)

Green Dildo used Swords Dance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply rose!

Xatu's wish came true!
The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Xatu is buffeted by the sandstorm!
Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
DanteLorenzo: LOL 27 HP
DarkHunter9: omfg im gonna get sweeped (ORLY?!)

Start of turn 8
The foe's Xatu used Wish!

Green Dildo used Swords Dance!
Green Dildo's Attack sharply rose!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Xatu is buffeted by the sandstorm!
Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 9
DarkHunter9 called Xatu back!
DarkHunter9 sent out Magnezone!

Green Dildo used Stockpile!
Green Dildo stockpiled 3!
Green Dildo's Defense rose!
Green Dildo's Sp. Def. rose!

DarkHunter9's reflect wore off!
Xatu's wish came true!
The sandstorm rages!

Start of turn 10
The foe's Magnezone used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
Green Dildo lost 34 HP! (9% of its health)

Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Magnezone lost 44% of its health!

DarkHunter9's light screen wore off!
The sandstorm rages!
Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 11
The foe's Magnezone used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
Green Dildo lost 34 HP! (9% of its health)

Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
The foe's Magnezone lost 55% of its health!
The foe's Magnezone fainted!

The sandstorm rages!
Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
DarkHunter9 sent out Arceus! (Breloom)

DanteLorenzo: Well, i don't think that crit mattered.

Start of turn 12
The foe's Arceus used Mach Punch!
It's super effective!
Green Dildo lost 86 HP! (22% of its health)
The foe's Arceus is hurt by its Life Orb!

Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Arceus lost 69% of its health!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Arceus is buffeted by the sandstorm!
Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
DarkHunter9: you weezing set?
DanteLorenzo: lol get walled bitch

Start of turn 13
The foe's Arceus used Mach Punch!
It's super effective!
Green Dildo lost 90 HP! (23% of its health)
The foe's Arceus is hurt by its Life Orb!

Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Arceus lost 4% of its health!
The foe's Arceus fainted!

The sandstorm rages!
Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
DanteLorenzo: Um
DarkHunter9 sent out Seviper!


Start of turn 14
The foe's Seviper used Poison Jab!
Green Dildo lost 64 HP! (17% of its health)
The foe's Seviper is hurt by its Life Orb!

Green Dildo used Rest!
Green Dildo went to sleep and became healthy!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Seviper is buffeted by the sandstorm!
DarkHunter9: sg's beedrill worked better
DarkHunter9: :/
DanteLorenzo: Mhm

Start of turn 15
The foe's Seviper used Poison Jab!
DanteLorenzo: But not too much
Green Dildo lost 57 HP! (15% of its health)
The foe's Seviper is hurt by its Life Orb!

Green Dildo is fast asleep!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Seviper is buffeted by the sandstorm!
Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
DanteLorenzo: I mean, my Donpahn coulda spinned it off

Start of turn 16
The foe's Seviper used Poison Jab!
Green Dildo lost 61 HP! (16% of its health)
The foe's Seviper is hurt by its Life Orb!

Green Dildo is fast asleep!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Seviper is buffeted by the sandstorm!
Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
DanteLorenzo: *donphan

Start of turn 17
The foe's Seviper used Poison Jab!
A critical hit!
Green Dildo lost 280 HP! (74% of its health)
The foe's Seviper is hurt by its Life Orb!

Green Dildo woke up!
Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
The foe's Seviper lost 42% of its health!
The foe's Seviper fainted!

The sandstorm rages!
Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
DarkHunter9 sent out Arceus! (Weezing)

DanteLorenzo: LOL CRIT

Start of turn 18
The foe's Arceus used Pain Split!
The battlers shared their pain!

Green Dildo used Rest!
Green Dildo went to sleep and became healthy!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Arceus is buffeted by the sandstorm!
The foe's Arceus restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
DanteLorenzo: LOL THANKS?

Start of turn 19
The foe's Arceus used Flamethrower!
Green Dildo lost 14 HP! (3% of its health)

Green Dildo is fast asleep!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Arceus is buffeted by the sandstorm!
The foe's Arceus restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
DarkHunter9: ....
DanteLorenzo: 14 HP LOLOLOL
DarkHunter9: garys fuckin with silver
DanteLorenzo: Don't feel too bad, you aren't the only person i've 6-0'd with this set.
DanteLorenzo: Lemme see that lol

Start of turn 20
The foe's Arceus used Flamethrower!
Green Dildo lost 13 HP! (3% of its health)

Green Dildo is fast asleep!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Arceus is buffeted by the sandstorm!
The foe's Arceus restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 21
The foe's Arceus used Flamethrower!
Green Dildo lost 15 HP! (3% of its health)

Green Dildo woke up!
Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
The foe's Arceus lost 55% of its health!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Arceus is buffeted by the sandstorm!
The foe's Arceus fainted!
Green Dildo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
DanteLorenzo: Wow.
DanteLorenzo: This
DanteLorenzo: Is
DanteLorenzo: Awesome
DarkHunter9 sent out Xatu!

Start of turn 22
The foe's Xatu used Reflect!
Reflect raised DarkHunter9's team defense!

Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
It's super effective!
The foe's Xatu lost 87% of its health!
The foe's Xatu fainted!

The sandstorm rages!
DarkHunter9 sent out Arceus! (Chansey)

Start of turn 23
The foe's Arceus used Seismic Toss!
Green Dildo lost 100 HP! (26% of its health)

Green Dildo used Rock Slide!
The foe's Arceus lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Arceus fainted!

DanteLorenzo won the battle!
DarkHunter9: D: Ohz Noes I lost

Thought I should show ya'll a second rape session from the one and only lime colored anal wrecker, Green Dildo. :DD

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PostSubject: Re: Green Dildo's Return!   Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:36 pm

Cradily is an epic mofo. And lol your opponent fails at life.
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