So there i am mining in shit in minecraft in a cave i dug into but after 3 days of mining i realised i was lost i could not find the entrance it was just like every movie about getting lost ina cave it was dark wet and there were monsters everywhere kinda like a thailand hooker with crabs but anyways i ask kis to teleport me to where he is the power of the fags didnt want us on the outside world thoe so it teleported kis into the same place as me me and kis used a command that i thought would get us home but alas it teleported us to a random jungle me and kis knew it was getting dark and that if we didnt get home fast it would be the end of us so as we watched the sunset all hope was losted but then kis asked "is that sunrise or sunset?" i replied "sunset" he said then we must go oppisite of the sun i thought he was just making up shit that would get us even more lost but him being the boss and everything i followed it was night we were fighting countless monsters then we found the desert it was just like that story about the jews crossing the desert to get home except we werent jewish and we were gay so you know what it was nothing like that story (fucking jews) we were fighting everything from creepers to spider jockeys then i saw it my house my marvelous tower i built so i could be as close to the sun god as possible me and kis were excited we were practically running home thats when we saw it .... the creeper king he looked like any other creeper except he had a crown me and kis both know that as much as we had to respect him for being king that we had to fear him aswell you dont become king of the creepers very easily you know you have to blow tons of shit up he stood there watching us kis finally charged at him i yelled" no kis its a death wish " he just looked back and smiled as he clashed with the creeper king a huge explosion occured i screamed out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" as the smoke cleared thoe i saw somthing it was shining it looked like the strongest man i had even seen it was KIS i ran over to kis and yelled "but how did you survive ?" Kis only replied with "Lol bitchs dont know about my god mode command" we both went home and went to bed THE END.