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PostSubject: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:58 pm

You play competitive Pokémon; there aren't many hobbies in this world that come off dorkier. With that in mind, without a doubt one of your top priorities in life is making sure absolutely no one finds out you play competitive Pokémon. There are three main groups of people whom you need to keep this secret from: friends, roommates, girlfriends. The following tips will try to help you avoid being caught by any of the three.

Tip #1
Be wary of the Pokémon conversation. If you're around the age of 15-20, there is no doubt that you were caught up in the Pokémon wave in your early years. Everyone collected the cards and everyone had Red or Blue. Our generation also loves reminiscing about the old times. I guarantee you that you have the "how great was old Nickelodeon" conversation at least once a month. Many times this reminiscing will cause Pokémon to be the subject of conversation. These conversations are the most dangerous ones for you as a competitive Pokémon battler. Do not at any point discuss the merits of Golem over Rhydon. Instead, if you really want to pass for someone who knows nothing about Pokémon, try talking about how your Charizard with four Fire-type attacks kicked ass or maybe try arguing how Squirtle was the best starter and provide no more evidence than your best Squirtle impression.

Tip #2
Scenario: Your roommate went to class. You're bored and decide to play on Shoddy. Next thing you know you hear the front door open. Your roommate's class was cancelled and he's back early. You're in the middle of an important battle against The Champion which you are undoubtedly about to win. What do you do? Here is a foolproof plan: Always have porn on in the background. Why, you ask? Well when your roommate sees you startled and suddenly clicking away, they're going to assume you were doing something you don't want them to see. If porn is on, that will obviously be their first assumption. And let's face it, as long as your dong isn't out what's worse? Watching porn or battling Pokémon? You be the judge.

Tip #3
Manage your desktop. If you haven't noticed, the Shoddy shortcut icon is a picture of Pikachu. If anyone sees this, they will undoubtedly become suspicious. You have two options. First, you could always leave your browser up. This way if your girlfriend ever needs to use your computer, all she'll have to do is open a new tab. If you do this, make sure Smogon is not one of your main bookmarks; move it to the back of the line. A second, safer way is to create a folder to put the shortcut icon into. Alternatively, you could remove the shortcut and only access Shoddy from the start menu. To each his own. If you like taking extreme measures, you could also tell your girlfriend to go back to her fucking apartment if she wants to waste time on Facebook.

Tip #4
Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT help little children play Pokémon. I know how bad you feel for the kid sitting there trying to beat the 2nd gym. I know you would love to give moveset advice to the kid ruining his Infernape. But trust me, you're better off leaving them alone. Nothing good can come of it. While it can sometimes be easy to explain if you get caught, "I used to play Red when I was a kid!", the fallout comes more from the children themselves. If you help a child with Pokémon and you clearly know what you're talking about, they will tell everyone they meet that you're a Pokémon master. If you help your little brother out you can be sure that his hot babysitter and the hot girl down the street both know you're a "Pokémon master." Thanks bro!

With these helpful tips and constant vigilance you should no doubt avoid being caught by your friends and family. However, if something goes wrong...


Tip #5
I listened to your amazing advice but I still got caught! What do I do now? Don't worry I have just the advice for you: Man up. Yes, that's right, your friends, your roommates and your girlfriend are only going to care if you play competitive Pokémon if you care that you play competitive Pokémon. If someone catches you in the middle of Fire Blasting a Scizor act like there's nothing cooler. Though warning. If your biggest douchebag friend finds out he will make sure you NEVER get laid.
So there you go.


Good luck in your travels fellow battlers and may your battling always be secret!


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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:24 pm

LOL. idgaf who knows. I have a gf and she knows, lol she doesn't care as long as sexy time is good and I can fight someone twice my size and still win. YIR. Some of my friends still play too but they suck balls.. There have also been many times when I play pokemon in public and some douchebag wants to attempt to make me feel like a nerd and that resulted in his ass getting kicked and me having to be escorted off the grounds.. usually at school.

Never retreat, never surrender!

(yeah and fighting has usually left me completely injured beyond belief, don't think I just kick ass without getting a scratch..)

My advice is that if you have to hide it, you might as well quit cuz you're probably to ugly to get chick if/when she knows you play and you'll need all the help you can get.

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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:38 pm

LOL, yeah, some people dont care but some people do. What a Face i personaly dont care but this is still funny
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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:46 pm

lol nice guide svd and nice speech kisame Very Happy. But i keep pokemon more of a secret i dont know anyone who plays it at school and i dont bring my ds to school, nice guide svd 20 cps afro

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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:55 pm

lol yeah I guess its different if you have no one else who plays it. I liked this guide tho so moar cps! extra 35 plus the 20. lol

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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:26 pm

i feel rich now Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:07 am

LMFAO! Lol Svd, that guide pwns. But yeah i keep it a secret aswell. Cuz im 20 years old. I really shouldnt play pokemon at all, its a game for kids. & some of my friend are pretty badass & they would think im pathetic if i told them i played pokemanz. Lmao! But oh well. I like the game & so does many million others so what the hell.

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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:30 am

Truthfully I hide It My Friends Love To Clown Besides Noone Knows My Personal Life cept My Family Idc if My Brother Knows He's A Toothpick One Punch And he stfu i make it widely known bout mw2 tho lol

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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:36 pm

Who gives a fuck if you play pokemon. Its just a game like MW2 or Infamous. Well i guess i kinda speak for myself cause im younger.
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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:00 pm

Question too many words...brain hurt Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:21 pm

Spriker wrote:
Who gives a fuck if you play pokemon. Its just a game like MW2 or Infamous. Well i guess i kinda speak for myself cause im younger.

Well Some People See It Like This Spriker But Some See Pokemon As A Gay Little Kid Show Like Barney And So On the Anime Has Ruined the Image Of This Very Good RPG

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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:39 pm

anime usually ruins everything.. like deathnote, a bunch of emo weeaboos read/watch it now.

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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:49 am

Squalo wrote:
anime usually ruins everything.. like deathnote, a bunch of emo weeaboos read/watch it now.
yir the manga of death note was kinda good but it confused the hell outta me lol

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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:58 pm

I kinda liked both the manga and the anime of death note. All those tricks and word games made my brain hurt though. Like when "kira" started killing ppl it was funny. But then it got complicated. Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:52 pm

Spriker wrote:
I kinda liked both the manga and the anime of death note. All those tricks and word games made my brain hurt though. Like when "kira" started killing ppl it was funny. But then it got complicated. Shocked

Yea they Had Mountains Of Text And Shit Bout How One Tricked The Other Into Doing Something While The Other Killed Someone While The Other Guy Did w/e And So On lol

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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:13 pm

lolol death note was confusing but L was awesome and also N both smart. Kira couldnt be trusted with that power.

Back to the topic pokemon isnt seen played much by others but there sales are high so maybe alot of people play it in secret lol afro

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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:44 am

lol Amazing guide bro, but i don't give a flying fuck who knows that i play. My girl knows, my friends know as well, and they don't give a flying fuck either. Some of them even play themselves, but unfortunately they suck balls at it. This guide was very good and funny as hell.
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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:43 pm

Lol this is a nice guide but I don't give a FU*K if anyone knows I play Pokemon cause they know I'm not a nerd since I always have near failing grades Razz
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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:22 pm

lol this turned into a death note discussion. I had read this before, but forgotten about it thanks for the lol SVD, and yeah I keep it semi secret, My friends all know, but not to many others do.
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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:28 am

((I am disappoint. I've never seen the Death Note anime, but I loved the films with people acting.))

Anyhow, I just stick with the last rule, at this stage. I used to keep it secret, but then I found that one of my friends also plays it, and then we managed to get two more into playing them again (although one is rather crap, he wont admit that his Hyper-Beamed Beedrill isn't awesome).

I don't have a girlfriend currently, and.. I don't think that that has anything to do with my liking Pokémon. Though I'm not sure if I really want one, anyway. We'll only be leaving next year, anyway, so..

Meh. We'll see what happens in college.
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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:30 am

When me and pavi where friends, I used to scream out, WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING!!!
As for me, I simply don't play when in school. when I get home, play the shit out of my games.
tip 2 made me lol.
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PostSubject: Re: How to Avoid Getting Caught Playing Pokémon   Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:03 pm

LOL this guide is great. I pretty sure no one knows about this, but I am in to two "Groups"(a group of kids at my school interested in something) which are the war group and the sport group. The war group is also into pokemon, so they know that I play it and don't care. The sport group, however, is the biggest group of kids in our school. It got split up after someone started hacking on Madden on the DS. So know, I'm in sport group #2, but anyway, I'll get kicked out of this group if I'm caught trading pokemon cards. So, anyway, I've been using it lately. Thanks! LOL
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