Omegle chat.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey hey
You: Hello, I am an employee of Omegle, and you have been chosen to trial the new Omegle! Follow this link to try it out, and please
tell us what you think! http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org/
Stranger: umm nah I think I am good thanks!
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Stranger: thats seriously like just stupid
You: NO U
Stranger: I love jewish people
Stranger: have you tried their food?
Stranger: like im sorry but try their food and then you can start making those signs
You: I ate a Jew once. fresh from the oven
You:
Stranger: like thats not even funny its just stupid
You: NO U
Stranger: i know
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Stranger: this is why you dont have a girlfriend
You: i love cocks
Stranger: you spend your whole night making fun of jews on omegle
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: I do too
Stranger: oh wait
You: buttsecks?!
Stranger: im 14 pissoff
You: its ok im 40 but i dont mind the age gap
Stranger: what were you thinking
Stranger: like I just want to know
Stranger: what inspired you
Stranger: to go on omegle
Stranger: and make fun of jews
Stranger: like I just want to know
You: little boys and their tight frim asses
You: i want one now
Stranger: what the FU*K is wrong with you
Stranger: like your not even funny
You: gimme your ass!
Stranger: telling a yo mama joke is funny
Stranger: but your just a fucking judgemental perve
You: NO U
Stranger: and I know that your probably a good person deep down
Stranger: but its really not showing right now
Stranger: so, I hope in person your much niceer
You: about the same
Stranger: and your a coward hiding under an anonymous name
You: gimme your cock/ass or gtfo
Stranger: gtfo?
You: GET THE FU*K OUT
Stranger: I don't a cock sorry
You: then gimme your ass
You: i just wanna FU*K it for abit
Stranger: nah I'm not into ridiculously rude people
You: ill be gentle
Stranger: FU*K off you perve
Stranger: I hope your hapy
Stranger: *happy
Stranger: and live life without regrets
You:
Stranger: like what if I was a jew?
You: then id put you in my oven for forty minutes. nicely cooked.
You: medium rare
Stranger: thats just stupid
Stranger: where are you from?
You: im from New York
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: I should have guessed
Stranger: you suck
You: NO U
Stranger: nahh
Stranger: we go hard here in boston
You: so you gonna turn around and let me FU*K you?
Stranger: hahahaha its funny how you've realized that no girl would actually date you
Stranger: so you try to get them on omegle
Stranger: you and your baseball town can move far away
Stranger: *team
You: im trying to get little boys
Stranger: oh even better
You: everyone knows women dont use the internet
You: they stay in the kitchen
Stranger: haha so true
Stranger: I love cooking
You: and make us sammiches
Stranger: I am a excellent sandwich maker
You: wtf are you doing on here then?!
You: get back to the kitchen
Stranger: nah I just got back
Stranger: had some cheese
Stranger: pretty delish
You: alrgiht since your done in the kitchen gimme a blowjob
You: or this is gonna turn into rape
Stranger: haha its actually going to turn into neither
Stranger: besides for you getting sauced by a 14 year old
You: your resitance only makes my dick harder
Stranger: im glad
Stranger: release that sperm
You: little do u know im mastrubating to our conversation
You: keep insulting. its making me cum
Stranger: oh... awesome
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: pathetic
You: OHHH yeah~
Stranger: how old are you
You: fucking hell. women dont listen
You: 40 YOU DUMB B****
Stranger: your not actually 20
Stranger: *40
Stranger: I know, I am so dumb
Stranger: hense my straight A's
Stranger: so do you make any money?
You: no one gives a FU*K about your grades
Stranger: what do you do for a living
You: i kidnap little boys for my rich friends
Stranger: besides for fucking innocent children
You: i get around $250,000 a head
Stranger:

Karl Aloys zu Fürstenberg (1760–1799) was a soldier in the Austrian service. He achieved the rank of Field Marshal, and died at the Battle of Stockach. The third son of a cadet branch of the Fürstenberg, at his birth his chances of inheriting the family title of Fürst zu Fürstenberg were slight; he was prepared instead for a military career, and a tutor was hired to teach him the military sciences. He entered Habsburg military in 1777, at the age of seventeen years, and was a member of the field army in the short War of the Bavarian Succession.
You: tl;dr
Stranger:
May 3: Constitution Day in Poland and Japan, World Press Freedom Day
Stranger: I have to go but I really hope you stop acting like a fucking asshole
Stranger: peace
You: Did you know that the Holcaust was a myth?
Stranger: dipshit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol! YIR talking to strangers is fun :}}

that was just freakin crazy...but it made me laugh a lot!

Haha yeah. DONT CLICK ON THAT LINK.

You my friend have just won an internet, and some cake.

lululululz makin fun of strangers is fun... that proves y im never gonna have a little confrence like the with the baws :} <3

whats on the link? and LOLOL to that conversation i almost cried of laughter.