We will not negotiate with the faggotry.

★ Posts : 31 Join date : 2011-01-09

Earlier today we received reports that Pika has returned.

He attempted to lay siege on Pokerupt but extorting Pokemon from our local retailers. If he did not get what he desired he threatened to darken our doorstep longer than most of our patrons would like ('cept those seeking semi-lulz).

THUS, I stand before you all today to relay the following message: Pokerupt will not negotiate with such faggotry.

You bring your faggotry here and the Sun God's wrath will rain down upon thee with such force that it will make the recent Tsunami in Japan look like a simple faucet leak in the downstairs bathroom.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast.

Rupt Admin Posts : 813 Join date : 2009-12-29 Age : 34

No we won't. Threatening to stick around if we don't make his team? Might as well be threatening to make me a sammich if we don't make that team.

Did someone ban him or just delete his post from Bee's shop?

★★ Posts : 113 Join date : 2010-07-14

Kisame wrote:: No we won't. Threatening to stick around if we don't make his team? Might as well be threatening to make me a sammich if we don't make that team.

Did someone ban him or just delete his post from Bee's shop?

I was wondering the same thing about his post cuz Mark quoted it and I didnt see it. And does he not know we can just ban him?

★★ Posts : 234 Join date : 2010-09-21 Age : 30

Wow. This is borderlining along the most retarded extortion I've ever seen.

The thing is, Pika, that we can just edit and/or delete all of your posts, and ban you from the site if we want to. I'm pretty sure that i can confirm he's not banned though.

EDIT: Ah, it appears as though I've temp-banned him. Just for a day. Wanted to test to see whether or not you could unban a banned user. As it turns out, no.

★★ Posts : 181 Join date : 2010-09-28 Age : 28

I seriously broke down laughing at this. Went and saw the quote of pika's post. this is hilarious. since we can ban him from everything if we so please. I suggust however that we [secret omitted plan]

Rupt Admin Posts : 813 Join date : 2009-12-29 Age : 34

Nubagator wrote:: I seriously broke down laughing at this. Went and saw the quote of pika's post. this is hilarious. since we can ban him from everything if we so please. I suggust however that we [supah secret l337 haxor awesome plan goes here]

Yes, should've done this. When he comes back if he hasn't seen this post, do this. Give everything gravity and splash, and be creative with the names. For Great Evil.

Rupt Moderator Posts : 82 Join date : 2010-03-20 Age : 28

Little does Pika know we have a faggot barrier around all of our forum topics.

Anything he posts will be detected by the faggot barrier and will be blocked from view.

This was made to insure that none of our members are infected by faggotry such as this.

Pokerupt shall remain faggot-free !

Rupt Admin Posts : 813 Join date : 2009-12-29 Age : 34

Pieslayer wrote:: Little does Pika know we have a faggot barrier around all of our forum topics.

Anything he posts will be detected by the faggot barrier and will be blocked from view.

This was made to insure that none of our members are infected by faggotry such as this.

Pokerupt shall remain faggot-free !

Excellent..

Rupt Admin Posts : 232 Join date : 2011-02-20 Age : 81

IT WAS HORRIBLE HE CAME TO MY SHOP KICKED IN THE DOOR AND DEMANDED THE POKEMON WHEN I FOUGHT BACK HE TRYED TO TOUCH ME!!!! But lucikli i had my handy dandy notebook and used it to draw me a rape whistle as soon as i blew the whistle radio showed up with his handy dandy assult rifel and ran pika out the store i have not seen him since yet im sure he will be back they always come back

★★ Posts : 234 Join date : 2010-09-21 Age : 30

Goodbye, my only friend.

Oh.. did you think I meant you?

That would be funny, if it weren't so sad.

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