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PostSubject: Jaws 5   Jaws 5 EmptyThu Mar 01, 2012 8:33 pm

So I was looking through the upcoming movies that are gonna be released this year and movies that are in production. Shit like 21 Jump Street, or that one about Abraham Lincoln hunting vampires, or Wolverine fighting a samurai.

Today there was a Jaws marathon on TV, the first being the best one, second was just ok. Third was awful, and the fourth was lolbad.

So I figure its time for a Jaws 5. Where the shark drifts into Russian waters, and is mutated by radiation from the cold war, so now it has over 9000 health, two mouths like Slifer the Sky Dragon and speaks Russian. The Russians capture the shark and surgically implant a radio broadcaster with an external antenna that tells the Russians where the Americans are keeping the monies. The antenna also shoots lasers. So now America puts together a shark task force to fight the KGB Jaws and many adventures ensue.

I should be a writer for Hollywood. This shit ain't hard at all. Add any ideas if you wish I'll work it in before I pitch the idea to a producer.

Oh yeah and I also thought the second Sherlock Holmes movie was bad.
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PostSubject: Re: Jaws 5   Jaws 5 EmptyThu Mar 01, 2012 9:08 pm

This is a very good movie pich and I think it will go down in history as in all time classic BUT there is ONE THING you are missing ONE THING that every good movie needs this ONE THING is the key to success and that is...

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PostSubject: Re: Jaws 5   Jaws 5 EmptyFri Mar 02, 2012 9:44 am

Kisame wrote:

Today there was a Jaws marathon on TV, the first being the best one, second was just ok. Third was awful, and the fourth was lolbad.
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Thought you said today there was a jews marathon but anyways movie needs more Sean Connery
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PostSubject: Re: Jaws 5   Jaws 5 EmptyFri Mar 02, 2012 7:19 pm

Oh shit how could I forget tits?

Well there will be beaches so there shall be plenty of tits. Sean Connery as the guy that blows shit up. And Morgan Freeman as the narrator.

Academy award for best picture 2012 - Jaws 5.

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PostSubject: Re: Jaws 5   Jaws 5 EmptySat Mar 03, 2012 12:51 pm

The shark needs a hat.
One like this:


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PostSubject: Re: Jaws 5   Jaws 5 EmptySat Mar 03, 2012 3:52 pm

lol thats a dolphin.

Hmmm. He can kill a dolphin and then wear its remains as a hat. Might work.
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PostSubject: Re: Jaws 5   Jaws 5 EmptySat Mar 03, 2012 8:17 pm

Kisame wrote:
lol thats a dolphin.

Hmmm. He can kill a dolphin and then wear its remains as a hat. Might work.


Hmmm that is actually not half bad you could make the dolphin like the wife of one the shark tasks force members while the other members are doing it for the good of the country and trying to get the russian back alive for waterboarding sessions (idk how waterboarding would work on a shark) he secretly is plotting revenge
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PostSubject: Re: Jaws 5   Jaws 5 EmptySun Mar 04, 2012 7:36 am




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Hmmm that is actually not half bad you could make the dolphin like the wife of one the shark tasks force members while the other members are doing it for the good of the country and trying to get the russian back alive for waterboarding sessions (idk how waterboarding would work on a shark) he secretly is plotting revenge


"So I was hitting these narly waves right? I saw this shark and was like 'WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' and he was like 'WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' then I was like 'WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A SHARK!' and then he was like 'WHOAAAAAAAAA SOME NARLY SURFER' and I was like 'WHOAAAAAAAAA A TALKING SHAARK!' Then he bit my leg and was waving me around by my leg and I was like 'Yes. This is awesome.' it was totally sick. The doctor said he hasn't seen an accident this freaking cool in a while.'


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