So I was looking through the upcoming movies that are gonna be released this year and movies that are in production. Shit like 21 Jump Street, or that one about Abraham Lincoln hunting vampires, or Wolverine fighting a samurai.
Today there was a Jaws marathon on TV, the first being the best one, second was just ok. Third was awful, and the fourth was lolbad.
So I figure its time for a Jaws 5. Where the shark drifts into Russian waters, and is mutated by radiation from the cold war, so now it has over 9000 health, two mouths like Slifer the Sky Dragon and speaks Russian. The Russians capture the shark and surgically implant a radio broadcaster with an external antenna that tells the Russians where the Americans are keeping the monies. The antenna also shoots lasers. So now America puts together a shark task force to fight the KGB Jaws and many adventures ensue.
I should be a writer for Hollywood. This shit ain't hard at all. Add any ideas if you wish I'll work it in before I pitch the idea to a producer.
Oh yeah and I also thought the second Sherlock Holmes movie was bad.