Top FUCKING Percentage

My Post about my fucking top percentage Rattata


My First meeting of the highest percentage of rattata ever. I could tell how extremely above the other rattatas it was but the tons of impregnated female rattata groveling at it's feet.



After a lengthy battle that took days to complete. I captured this amazing creature. but not without great sacrifice (many lives were lost in the battle). I finally captured the beast with a pokeball forged in the depths of Mount doom (How I Acquired this pokeball is a story for another day, and i really must tell you one day over a glass of wine).


I decided to unleash this devilish rodent upon an unsuspecting bird. Never again in my life did i see something as beautiful as this amazing creature in battle (some witnesses to the scene have claimed to have lost their virginity after viewing it in battle).

This is just my first experience with the all mighty creature known as Rattata.

When is episode 2 coming out? lol. Quite funneh.

that's a top percentage story right there

while i don't question the percentage of your rattata, I wonder how it would fair against Joey's rattata, as he often speaks of it being in the top percentage of all rattata.

I'll prolly not do anymore cuz im lazy... Yeah..

holy shit fucking ballsacs thats top percentage

Damn, I had a Rattata that beat an Arceus once, yet even I can easily recognise that yours is far superior. What have you named this deity?

Be sure to call up everybody in your phone book and tell them of your awesome battle. That's what they always do.