TOP: Dyrus
My reason for choosing Dyrus is his ability to show zero emotion even when giving first blood in every game at 2 minutes in under his own tower
Jungle: Saintvicious
If his jacked body and his balding head is not intimidating enough his meta changing strategies of flashing at 1 minute into the game and missing smite can lead any team straight the the CLG bench
Mid: Reginald
Reginald is key to this teams success as he can call Dyrus a feeding faggot when he gives first blood and throw his feces at the enemy mid laners monitor
Support: Chauster
Widley regarded as one of the most experienced and smartest players in the world his excellent shotcalling and ability to flash and miss point blank crescendos may make all the difference in this all-star line up
ADC: Genja
My reason for picking a player that speaks Russian and not english for this all American team is because vladimir putin said that he would kick my ass if I didn't also the one giant eye brown balances out reginalds lack of any