R.I.P Kis

On 3-8-11 Kis got on one time i havent seen him online since I am hoping that he was just getting some pussy as radio said but i have concluded the worst he was a very good man loved by us all hopefully the sun god will bring him back we love and miss you kis <3

We will miss you....
goodnight sweet prince

BumblebeeinRoditrust wrote:

On 3-8-11 Kis got on one time i havent seen him online since I am hoping that he was just getting some pussy as radio said but i have concluded the worst he was a very good man loved by us all hopefully the sun god will bring him back we love and miss you kis <3

*pays respects* now stfu and leave me alone about it rod!

I dont have a catchy line to say, but you will be missed.

Noooooooooooooooooo, good song though

Spoliers: Im @ work But he went to do something he told me in the morning He will be back soon shorty in this time or in about a hour and a half he should be here :}

Legen2dkiller wrote:

Spoliers: Im @ work But he went to do something he told me in the morning He will be back soon shorty in this time or in about a hour and a half he should be here :}

shhh he is dead pay your respects

As Kis's personal bodyguard I am ashamed to have failed at my duty.

Here is today's report. Normally only given to Giovanni, but this is a special occasion.

3/8/11

Kis left the house this morning on a journey of thousand steps, which ended in tragedy. lol So he went on, picking up his friend and his friend's girlfriend to join him. (His first time seeing a pregnant Asian.) He had to pee, but alas, the cheap burger place they were eating at, had no restrooms. Improvising, he went to the closest thing to a bathroom. Next to the burger place there was a church, upon which, a great piss was had. Haha, fuck you other religion. Sun God ftw.

Then rode a shopping cart down a steep hill, the Sun God guided him all the way down, resulting in great success and not one scratch. Then got bored and played video games/watched anime. On his way home, he noticed a poor kitty being assaulted by niggerjews.

Kis, being the good samaritan that he is, boldly stepped up to them. A great battle ensued. My power level was far too low to assist him. I was nearly killed. Kis had taken out eight of the nine niggerjews, when the last one caught him by surprise. They blend in with the night, you know.

I tried jumping in the way to protect him, but he pushed me back using the force, and told me to protect Rupt until his second coming. As the attack of the niggerjew hit, he countered with an even more powerful attack: had the power of a thousand suns, but it was too late for him to dodge the incoming attack, due to sexual exhaustion. As he was being engulfed by the 100,000 Niggawatts, he glanced my way one last time, and said: "Tell the people of Rupt that: 'I <3 dem'". And he was gone. A single ball of light emerged from the ruins and flew to the heavens.  

;_; Those damn niggawatts.

Daym that niggajew almost had the same amount of niggawatts as me, Kis died as a hero and will never be forgotten by the people of Pokerupt, may he rest in peace until he rises from the dead like Jesus.

Damn. this is the saddest story to ever grace these forums. But i think kis is still watching over us as we speak.

Last edited by Kisame on Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:16 am; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : removing video. Kis: Editing quote. Wasn't closed.)


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^DAT PROOF :O

I will miss him so much *sobs* ohh no I can't take it anymore ;(

Kis , Be like the undertaker and come back to life!

Bye bye

;[ No baws. I go crey nao and circumsize my penis.

Kis will return one day and once that day comes his final solution will exact judgment upon the world niggerjews be warned

Wow, you guys, that sure is nice. The guy doesn't show up for one day and you declare him dead xD

Anyway, what's up with the chatbox on the main page? It's like...not there...

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